A website worth sighting
Posted by RED | Filed under Nonsense
RED
Greetings loyal Colossi.
Today we bring to you a website on this internet of ours which doesn’t suck. An old friend of the Colossi who recently rejoined the interwebz.. Good ol’ UNITQM. Remember him? We do. Here’s his new website:
http://www.austincarnivore.com
Go visit him. I dare you.
Tags: blog, friend, interwebz, link, UNITQM, website
The Infamous Drunk Ewoks
Posted by RED | Filed under Nonsense, Videos
RED
Just in case you haven’t seen this yet.. Amazing.
We all have a love/hate relationship with the Ewok species. I understand. However, this videos immense power may sway you from hate to love.
Quick description- Ewoks drunkenly disrupting the today show by humping, moonwalking, and other forms of awesome.
P.S. -- I always knew they were real.
Tags: drunk, ewoks, today show, video
POKEMON IS DARK-SIDED!
Posted by RED | Filed under Nonsense
Let us agree to disagree.
Tags: demons, evil, haunted, pokemon
Dragon Age: Origins Preview
Posted by RED | Filed under Nonsense
Review coming up next. Good ol’ Green has been taking his sweet time; carefully rendering a final verdict on Biowares epic. Try not to get too excited now.
Found a turkey in the garbage
Posted by RED | Filed under Nonsense
RED
Everyone knows the best way to get a turkey is to punch garbage cans. They pop right out, trust me. Saved my life quite a few times. Hope you all had a lovely thanksgiving and your HP was successfully boosted.
Hope you liked the top 10 SNES RPG’s.. Agree or disagree? Feel free to comment.. Everyone register over there to the right, tons more Colossi madness soon.. First few folks who register and comment just might win a DC t-shirt. Ya never know.
Look forward to some more movie, game, and book sacrifices/reviews in the coming days and hours.
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Tags: preview, review, sacrifice, thanksgiving
(tease..) TOP 10 Super Nintendo RPG’s of ALL TIME
Posted by RED | Filed under Nonsense
RED
Huge 10 part article.
Up by monday.
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Tags: preview, top 10 snes rpgs
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (Tease..)
Posted by BLUE | Filed under Nonsense, Xbox 360
BLUE
Oh hey there. I’ve been playing this little guy since it came out.. Pretty much the same as the first one, but there is a lot more to unlock, plus all those lovely different levels. I’m planning on reviewing all the maps individually soon, and of course the game overall. Stay tuned.
Tags: alls well that ends well, call of duty, modern warfare 2, preview
Feast mortals.. The Dark Colossi have returned
Posted by RED | Filed under Nonsense
Your day of reckoning has finally arrived.
Faster, cleaner, more deadly and dedicated than ever.
As usual..
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Tags: back, dark colossi, new, return, welcome
